Things you can get Noiz to be mature about: Going to Germany and running a multi-million $$ business, turning his life around, and picking Aoba up to be his gay bride, living happily ever after.
Things you can’t get Noiz to be mature about: Koujaku.
noiz probably keeps a record of how many times he’s spammed koujaku with shitty selfies (including some very inappropriate ones)
bonus points if koujaku’s at work
No but I need a fic where koujaku realizes that he wants to dick noiz so he goes to aoba for advice on how to seduce a dude and aobas like idk man just do what you always do so koujaku try’s to seduce noiz the way that he would seduce one of his many lady friends.